Authors Behaving Feloniously Episode #6186
Dear Ms. Hanlon-Tarasov:
Next time, I would just cut off his penis. It is much more acceptable and less felonious than chucking a phone book at the dear hubby’s head (no entendre intended).
Emily Hanlon-Tarasov, author of the British best-seller “Petersburg,” knocked her husband unconscious in their Yorktown home during an argument this week. more
Best regards,
Jane
Good one, Jane! LOL.
I hit my husband in the head with a half gallon of Newmann’s Own Lemonade. Threw it like a football and the darn thing exploded all over the kitchen, what a mess. Next time I’ll try the telephone book, less to clean up.
So how about a new trend in Romance? Heck, if heroines can be abused and bullied by those big strong men, then those so-called heroes can take it, too, with all sorts of handy household items at the long-suffering heroine’s disposal — irons, cordless phones, coffee makers. The possibilities and provocations are endless.