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Someone Write a Book on Contraception for Tom Brady

According to a Brazilian website, it is reported that Tom Brady’s new flame, Gisele Buchden, who he has been dating since December, might be 2 months pregnant with his child. That would make two pregnant supermodels for Tom. (good completion percentage, man!)

Either he doesn’t realize that twins, even fraternal ones, must come from the same womb (recheck his wunderlicht score) or no one has told him that the pull out method isn’t as effective as those new fangled devices, say condoms developed as early as the 1600s. Maybe he read didn’t read the Wikipedia article
Sneezing or urinating after sex are also completely ineffective, they do not prevent pregnancy and are not forms of birth control. Thanks SBs
I’ve made a short list of books that he might want to buy and then provide a companion copy to his latest supermodel:

The Viagra Myth: The Surprising Impact On Love And Relationships
Birth Control or the Limitation of Offspring
Guide to Managing Contraception 2005-2007

Via The Superficial.

Non Sequitur of the Week: Gold Digger

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA62Mg0JEeA[/youtube]

I love this song. I can’t decide if Bridget Moynahan is one or if Tom Brady is an ass. Maybe it’s a bit of both. It’s like he said, “hey, babe, I’m breaking up with you to date a younger supermodel (Gisele Bundchen) but I’ll leave you with a little sperm package to remember me forever.” Her response, “Well, you’ll be paying me for said sperm package for the rest of your life.”

And what is going on with the trend of younger men/older women? Justin Timberlake leaving Cameron Diaz for the barely legal Scarlett Johanssen and now, Tom Brady shucking his older supermodel for a younger, sportier model. It’s nice to see that the trends always swing back. Maybe there is still hope for a resurgence of the historical romance novel.