Comments on: REVIEW: Pleasure 2035 by Cameo Brown

By: LaTessa

LaTessa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:20:02 +0000

LOL– oh my goodness….. and this was published??

hmm, wow.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:24:04 +0000

Wow. How could ANYONE think all the dripping and flowing and…general excretion was in any way sexy? And the rape thing is just nasty. Eeww. I think my nipples twinged in sympathy to the nipple-removal thing. The whole concept just seems so gross. This is neither romance nor erotica, and I’d even hesitate to call it porn. Jane, you are a braver woman than I- I’d have thrown this away within the first couple pages.

By: V. Greene

V. Greene — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:06:58 +0000

@Chicklet:

Oh, don’t say that near any Ravenous editors — they’ll probably publish a Cyrano-inspired “romance” where the hero fucks the heroine with his nose.

Which would come out rather worse than half the smutty Snapefics which can be found on several different fanfiction websites. Really, how are they persuading people to pay for these things?

By: Corlei

Corlei — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:54:07 +0000

I think I gave up trying to follow any sort of plot about halfway through. @A@

How the crapsack are haploid cells supposed to provide perfect DNA samples when they have only 23 chromosomes? GENETICS/FORENSICS/BIOLOGY FAIL.

By: bam

bam — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:57:55 +0000

The song “detachable penis” by King Missile is playing in my head right now.

I woke up this morning
with my penis missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.

By: Kylie Creel

Kylie Creel — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:27:11 +0000

*snort* USB Nipples! I’ll have to remember that!! Awesome. LOL

By: Gina

Gina — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:18:22 +0000

@Randi: It's hard to resist the phrase once you've been introduced. OH JOHN RINGO NO can be used in many situations, much like OH NO YOU DIDN'T and OH SNAP. lol

By: Randi

Randi — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:54:42 +0000

Gina: that’s freaking hilarious (the OH JOHN RINGO NO-not the actual John Ringo series). I am so adding that to my vocabulary!

By: Babs

Babs — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:52:16 +0000

My brain hurts after reading this. It is just, well, wow…I don’t have the words.

I am so con-fu-sed.

By: KMont

KMont — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:10:08 +0000

Oh, brain weeps, twitches, what have you. I feel like buying stock in paper towels after reading these reviews. For the vomit. I think I even involuntarily grabbed my breast when a nipple twitched in pained sympathy.

Wait – actually that was its way of reminding me I left my lunch at home. Sonofab**chsh*t (that was the longest nonstop cussing I’ve ever seen in a book). Must remember to consult the ‘ole nipples next time I forget something. Is it the right time to tune in Tokyo? ‘Cause this ship already went down, might not help, dunno.

In all seriousness, the kind of imagination it takes to put this kind of stuff to paper/keyboard is just…and then for it to get published is, well…