Comments on: Wondering What to Get Your Lovely Valentine?

By: Teddypig

Teddypig — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:32:57 +0000

Test Testing 123

By: Shannon Stacey

Shannon Stacey — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:42:18 +0000

There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one.

So…theoretically one could put on the Serenity DVD and hit the record button just as Mal says “I aim to misbehave”?

Just a research question, of course.

By: Bev(QB)

Bev(QB) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:50:12 +0000

There’s also that vibrator that connects to your iPod and pulses/vibrates to the beat of the music.

Now THAT’s when you want that 1812 Overture to be playing!

Giddy-Up Lone Ranger– YEE-HAW!

By: Shiloh Walker

Shiloh Walker — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:42:22 +0000

You know, I’d like to say I’m surprised by that… uh… toy.

But I’m not.

By: Jules Jones

Jules Jones — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:34:18 +0000

There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one. (Get your minds out of the gutter — I know about this because I know people in the silicon chip industry.)

By: Ann Bruce

Ann Bruce — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:57:15 +0000

Can it play back Alan Rickman reading a Shakespeare sonnet or well, pretty much anything?

By: azteclady

azteclady — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:15:35 +0000

I’m imagining the “Hallelujah Chorus” or “1812 Overture.”

So of course, I had to go to youtube.

Gotta say, the soundtrack doesn’t improve the mental image this think evokes.

By: Shannon Stacey

Shannon Stacey — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:58:34 +0000

How ’bout the ‘I like big butts’ song?

Not telling my husband about this, either.

By: Sherry Thomas

Sherry Thomas — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:10:15 +0000

I want it to say “I’m too sexy for this fuck.”

By: Jaci Burton

Jaci Burton — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:21:18 +0000

So Meljean, would that be the prerecorded message playing on the condom? Because that could be a serious mid-event mood killer.

And now that I’ve spent the better part of my day pondering this condom singing apparatus, wouldn’t the songs and prerecorded messages be muffled somewhat considering their locations when thrusting?

Clearly I have way too much time on my hands and I should go write.