Comments on: Wondering What to Get Your Lovely Valentine? http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/ Book reviews, industry news, and commentary from a reader's point of view Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:22:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Teddypig http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-137759 Teddypig Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:32:57 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-137759 Test Testing 123 Test Testing 123

]]> By: Shannon Stacey http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136709 Shannon Stacey Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:42:18 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136709 <em>There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one.</em> So...theoretically one could put on the <em>Serenity</em> DVD and hit the record button just as Mal says "I aim to misbehave"? Just a research question, of course. There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one.

So…theoretically one could put on the Serenity DVD and hit the record button just as Mal says “I aim to misbehave”?

Just a research question, of course.

]]> By: Bev(QB) http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136206 Bev(QB) Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:50:12 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136206 There's also that vibrator that connects to your iPod and pulses/vibrates to the beat of the music. Now THAT's when you want that 1812 Overture to be playing! Giddy-Up Lone Ranger-- YEE-HAW! There’s also that vibrator that connects to your iPod and pulses/vibrates to the beat of the music.

Now THAT’s when you want that 1812 Overture to be playing!

Giddy-Up Lone Ranger– YEE-HAW!

]]> By: Shiloh Walker http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136189 Shiloh Walker Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:42:22 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136189 You know, I'd like to say I'm surprised by that... uh... toy. But I'm not. You know, I’d like to say I’m surprised by that… uh… toy.

But I’m not.

]]> By: Jules Jones http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136132 Jules Jones Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:34:18 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136132 There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one. (Get your minds out of the gutter -- I know about this because I know people in the silicon chip industry.) There is already a vibrator on the market with one of those sound-recording chips that allows people to record a message for their loved one. (Get your minds out of the gutter — I know about this because I know people in the silicon chip industry.)

]]> By: Ann Bruce http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136022 Ann Bruce Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:57:15 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-136022 Can it play back Alan Rickman reading a Shakespeare sonnet or well, pretty much anything? Can it play back Alan Rickman reading a Shakespeare sonnet or well, pretty much anything?

]]> By: azteclady http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135829 azteclady Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:15:35 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135829 <blockquote>I’m imagining the “Hallelujah Chorus” or “1812 Overture.”</blockquote>So of course, I had to go to youtube. Gotta say, the soundtrack doesn't improve the mental image this think evokes.

I’m imagining the “Hallelujah Chorus” or “1812 Overture.”

So of course, I had to go to youtube.

Gotta say, the soundtrack doesn’t improve the mental image this think evokes.

]]> By: Shannon Stacey http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135824 Shannon Stacey Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:58:34 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135824 How 'bout the 'I like big butts' song? Not telling my husband about this, either. How ’bout the ‘I like big butts’ song?

Not telling my husband about this, either.

]]> By: Sherry Thomas http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135801 Sherry Thomas Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:10:15 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135801 I want it to say "I'm too sexy for this fuck." I want it to say “I’m too sexy for this fuck.”

]]> By: Jaci Burton http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135785 Jaci Burton Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:21:18 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135785 So Meljean, would that be the prerecorded message playing on the condom? Because that could be a serious mid-event mood killer. And now that I've spent the better part of my day pondering this condom singing apparatus, wouldn't the songs and prerecorded messages be muffled somewhat considering their locations when thrusting? Clearly I have way too much time on my hands and I should go write. So Meljean, would that be the prerecorded message playing on the condom? Because that could be a serious mid-event mood killer.

And now that I’ve spent the better part of my day pondering this condom singing apparatus, wouldn’t the songs and prerecorded messages be muffled somewhat considering their locations when thrusting?

Clearly I have way too much time on my hands and I should go write.

]]> By: Jane http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135764 Jane Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:53:48 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135764 Wouldn't that be the slutty former boyfriend that turns the heroine into a man hater that only the super smexxy hero can overcome? Wouldn’t that be the slutty former boyfriend that turns the heroine into a man hater that only the super smexxy hero can overcome?

]]> By: Meljean http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135759 Meljean Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:42:48 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135759 A message from a slutty hero to his heroine: "My dear Valentine, You have to use this now, because I've just been diagnosed with herpes. I did not have the guts to tell you in person. Love, Your hero" A message from a slutty hero to his heroine:

“My dear Valentine,

You have to use this now, because I’ve just been diagnosed with herpes. I did not have the guts to tell you in person.

Love,
Your hero”

]]> By: Jane http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135693 Jane Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:19:02 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135693 Would the pre-recorded message be used on a vibrator? I can't imagine why you would want a pre-recorded message. Would the pre-recorded message be used on a vibrator? I can’t imagine why you would want a pre-recorded message.

]]> By: Jill Myles http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135687 Jill Myles Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:49:20 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135687 I was thinking more along the lines of AC/DC. "I've Got Big Balls..." I was thinking more along the lines of AC/DC. “I’ve Got Big Balls…”

]]> By: Jaci Burton http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135683 Jaci Burton Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:41:47 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135683 Or "Oh Yeah" by Yello. So not telling my husband about this...... Or “Oh Yeah” by Yello.

So not telling my husband about this……

]]> By: Jayne http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135682 Jayne Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:27:40 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2008/02/07/wondering-what-to-get-your-lovely-valentine/#comment-135682 I'm imagining the "Hallelujah Chorus" or "1812 Overture." I’m imagining the “Hallelujah Chorus” or “1812 Overture.”

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