Fertility Measuring Phone

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So a couple of days ago, we had the torturous bra implant and today’s gadget news brings us the Fertility Phone. Samsung has applied for a patent for a phone “capable of tracking a woman’s fertile periods.” Despite the fact that the picture vaguely looks like you are supposed to stick the phone where phones are not to go (unless, I guess if they vibrate and then that’s a painful, but personal choice), the phone is supposed to take your temperature and then tell you if its a fertile or non fertile time.

I guess this brings a whole new dimension to phone sex. Aren’t you glad that I don’t just choose to blog about books all the time? (Rhetorical question).

Via Engadget.

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4 Responses to “Fertility Measuring Phone”

  1. All I could think of was “Aural Sex.”

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  2. o-m-g Jane. Where DO you find this stuff?

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  3. First off, Colette, that so needed a spew alert!! *laughing*

    As for the device itself? What? We can’t read out own thermometers anymore? And why does it need to be a phone?

    *still laughing at Aural sex.*

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  4. You do realize the picture is of an ear, right? :-)

    Selene

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