Fertility Measuring Phone

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So a couple of days ago, we had the torturous bra implant and today’s gadget news brings us the Fertility Phone. Samsung has applied for a patent for a phone “capable of tracking a woman’s fertile periods.” Despite the fact that the picture vaguely looks like you are supposed to stick the phone where phones are not to go (unless, I guess if they vibrate and then that’s a painful, but personal choice), the phone is supposed to take your temperature and then tell you if its a fertile or non fertile time.

I guess this brings a whole new dimension to phone sex. Aren’t you glad that I don’t just choose to blog about books all the time? (Rhetorical question).

Via Engadget.

JaneJane is a long time romance reader whose passion is, you guessed it, reading. She's currently loving contemporary authors like Sarah Mayberry and Kristan Higgins but her first love will always be the historical. Some of her old time favorites are Amanda Quick and Johanna Lindsey and some of the new favorites are Sherry Thomas, Joanna Bourne and Claudia Dain. Email this author | All posts by Jane

4 comments to “Fertility Measuring Phone”

  1. 1

    All I could think of was “Aural Sex.”

  2. 2

    o-m-g Jane. Where DO you find this stuff?

  3. 3

    First off, Colette, that so needed a spew alert!! *laughing*

    As for the device itself? What? We can’t read out own thermometers anymore? And why does it need to be a phone?

    *still laughing at Aural sex.*

  4. 4

    You do realize the picture is of an ear, right? :-)

    Selene

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