Comments on: The Surgical Wonder Bra: The Next Best Torture Device for Women

By: Jackie L.

Jackie L. — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:46:05 +0000

This must be the answer to the saggy implant problem. After 20 years or so, even rock hard implants head south. When I do a breast exam, I always think, did you, like, um, actually pay for that mess?

By: Kerry Allen

Kerry Allen — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:15:17 +0000

The mammogram issue is a good one. When you have implants, they have to, um, shift them out of the way to get a shot of your breast tissue, but this bastard is anchored.

So your breasts rot off from undiagnosed invasive carcinoma… at least they’re perky!

“A fire in the fields”? I think they misinterpreted the situation. People run away from a fire in the fields.

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:44:29 +0000

Yes, I like to pretend they don’t exist in many situations such as business meetings so that the parties to the meeting will listen to me instead of staring at my chest. There are many a body part that “everyone has” that aren’t displayed for many reasons.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:08:44 +0000

Well, they may just be nipples, but I’d rather avoid the chest-staring as much as possible.

By: Kalen Hughes

Kalen Hughes — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:51:04 +0000

Headlights problem? I’ve never understood that one. They’re just nipples. Everyone has them. Why am I supposed to pretend they don’t exist?

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:04:39 +0000

Yikes. But you know, it still doesn’t solve the “headlights” problem. THough if the doctor is male, he probably considers that a “perk”.

By: Gwen

Gwen — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:49:00 +0000

YEOWWWCH!

To be honest, it would be kind of nice to be perky, without being completely immobile. Silicone or saline can make you look like you have immovable mounds of flesh on your chest. This looks like it would at least give you more natural bounce. And who wouldn’t want to not have to wear something strapped to your chest forever.

Speaking as a 40-something mom who nursed her kid for almost a year, a little built-in lift-and-separate may not be so bad. But owweee! Look what they do to you.

By: Charlene Teglia

Charlene Teglia — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:50:07 +0000

Holy. Cow. I can’t believe anybody would do this to their body willingly.

By: Bev(BB)

Bev(BB) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:12:20 +0000

First I want to see the permanent codpiece for men . . .

By: Sarah McCarty

Sarah McCarty — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:23:39 +0000

Just had a thought. At mamagram time that thing must be a HUGE regret! OUCH!