According to a Brazilian website, it is reported that Tom Brady’s new flame, Gisele Buchden, who he has been dating since December, might be 2 months pregnant with his child. That would make two pregnant supermodels for Tom. (good completion percentage, man!)
Either he doesn’t realize that twins, even fraternal ones, must come from the same womb (recheck his wunderlicht score) or no one has told him that the pull out method isn’t as effective as those new fangled devices, say condoms developed as early as the 1600s. Maybe he read didn’t read the Wikipedia article
Sneezing or urinating after sex are also completely ineffective, they do not prevent pregnancy and are not forms of birth control. Thanks SBs
I’ve made a short list of books that he might want to buy and then provide a companion copy to his latest supermodel:
- The Viagra Myth: The Surprising Impact On Love And Relationships
- Birth Control or the Limitation of Offspring
- Guide to Managing Contraception 2005-2007
Via The Superficial.
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Just doing his part for the Patriots’ future quarterback pool. ;)