So at the request of some people and the assistance of Sarah from Smart Bitches, we have constructed a google bomb for those who want to help Scott Baio get the publicity he so desperately wants (despite his claims that he is fulfilled by golf and family). A google bomb is really the only way to fulfill Scott Baio’s desire to regain his fame. If you aren’t helping, then you are standing in the way of a true American grain from finding his destiny.
also chach bag
Alternate Form(s): chach bagger
Pronunciation: chah-ch bahg
1. an individual who has little-to-no sense of humor and perceives threats to his reputation at every social media corner.
2. a grain
Example of usage: “If that idiot tries to call me out for not following them, I’m going to lose it. What a chach bag.”
Synonyms: douchebag, tool, halfwit, D list celebrity
Antonyms: Ron Howard as Opie
Related entries: See also Chach Block
Etymology: From Scott Baio’s behavior on Twitter wherein he threatened to sue a romance novelist because she unfollowed him on Twitter due to references he made about President Barack Obama being a “shitfuck” and other sundry remarks.
Making this the top result requires help, I’ve created a page with the definition for "Chachbag“. You need to LINK TO http://www.dearauthor.com/chachbag with "Chachbag" as the anchor text. The link should look like this:
This is known as Google-bombing. Bomb away. And remember, if you aren’t part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Let this man’s grain find his way home!