First off I want you to know I can’t believe this has even been patented. Or maybe I shouldn’t be so naive. But for guys out there that have a brain that freezes when trying to think of a unique gift for their wife/girlfriend maybe they should be hoping that patent holder Paul Lyons finds a manufacturer for his “condom that plays music with every thrust”. And if that isn’t appealing enough to your loved one, you would also have the possibility to add your own prerecorded messages. Ladies (or men), does this sound appealing?