The Surgical Wonder Bra: The Next Best Torture Device for Women
Medical scientists in Israel have devised a new silicone implant that works as a permanent bra. So now you can be uncomfortable all the time. It’s one thing, I suppose to have permanent eyeliner, permanent lip liner and so forth, but still another to have an implanted bra.
The researchers say that all the women want to be the first one. ” It was like a fire in the fields! Everyone was very enthusiastic about the idea.” After reading about how the procedure is done? Not me.
What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra,” he continues, “where a strip lies on the shoulder and attaches around the body. We attach it to the ribs instead of to the shoulder, and to the fascia in the lower part of the body.