New Potential Author Disease Noted. Treatment Being Researched.
This, of course, is in the vein of the “news” at the Onion. K. Greer has noted that there is a new disease that seems to be infecting bestselling authors who primarily write sexual brooding vampires. If you are an author with such a character or know of an author with such a character, you may want to pay close attention to the research on RHD (Rice-Hamilton Disorder).
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