How to Make Family Reunions Really Awkward

It's not like being estranged is enough for the brother of Mark McGwire.  He'd like to make some money off of the estrangement if possible by penning a tell all novel of McGwire's usage of steriods and performance enhancing drugs during McGwire's major league days.  I expect Jay, though, to the get the obligatory million dollar plus advance in case to hasten the downfall of publishing.  

Dear Jay:
Tell us something we don't already know.  
Jane
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