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Authors Behaving Feloniously Episode #6186

Dear Ms. Hanlon-Tarasov:

Next time, I would just cut off his penis. It is much more acceptable and less felonious than chucking a phone book at the dear hubby’s head (no entendre intended).

Emily Hanlon-Tarasov, author of the British best-seller “Petersburg,” knocked her husband unconscious in their Yorktown home during an argument this week. more

Best regards,

Jane

Jane Litte is the founder of Dear Author, a lawyer, and a lover of pencil skirts. She spends her downtime reading romances and writing about them. Her TBR pile is much larger than the one shown in the picture and not as pretty. You can reach Jane by email at jane @ dearauthor dot com

3 Comments

  1. May
    Jun 13, 2006 @ 05:55:39

    Good one, Jane! LOL.

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  2. Tara Marie
    Jun 13, 2006 @ 09:12:13

    I hit my husband in the head with a half gallon of Newmann’s Own Lemonade. Threw it like a football and the darn thing exploded all over the kitchen, what a mess. Next time I’ll try the telephone book, less to clean up.

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  3. Robin
    Jun 13, 2006 @ 11:23:01

    So how about a new trend in Romance? Heck, if heroines can be abused and bullied by those big strong men, then those so-called heroes can take it, too, with all sorts of handy household items at the long-suffering heroine’s disposal — irons, cordless phones, coffee makers. The possibilities and provocations are endless.

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