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REVIEW: Mrs. Giggles Opens E Publishing House

TRiXY LION PublisHing is now open for business. According to “About Us” section, TRiXY LION is a publisher with heart.

“AT TRISKY LOIN WE WILL PUBLISH ALL THE BOOKS THE WAY U WANT. WE DON’T BELIEVE IN EDITING YOUR BOOKS BCOS NOW EVEN MOVIES ARE RELEASED IN DIRECKTOR’SCUT VERSIONS SO ALL YOUR BOOKS WITH US ARE AUTHORS’ CUT N THEREFORE MORE VALUBLE. READERS WILL READ STORIES FROM UR HEART THE WAY U WANT THE STORY TO BE LIKE WITHOUT INTERFRERING FROM GRAMAR NAZIS AND RUDE ENGLISH TEACHERS.”

LaRoota Passion commented right away that her work of passion between a “ho and her pimp and the jons that love them” will be submitted forthwith.

I can’t wait to spotlight TRiXY LION (or TRiXY LOIN) on eBook Sunday.

Jane Litte is the founder of Dear Author, a lawyer, and a lover of pencil skirts. She spends her downtime reading romances and writing about them. Her TBR pile is much larger than the one shown in the picture and not as pretty. You can reach Jane by email at jane @ dearauthor dot com

26 Comments

  1. TeddyPig
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 21:45:18

    Where do I sign up?

  2. TeddyPig
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 21:46:05

    She might actually give me a good review. This could be a good thing.

  3. Jennifer McKenzie
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 21:55:01

    LOL. Part of me feels really guilty for laughing my ass off at this.

  4. Ann Bruce
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 21:58:28

    I want to read LaRoota Passion’s ms. It has great potential and will give Mrs. G’s favourite author some serious competition.

  5. Tracy
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:00:38

    ROFLOL! I clicked on “add to cart” just to see what would happen. The message you get then is priceless!

  6. Jennifer McKenzie
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:10:46

    OMG!! Tracy that’s HILARIOUS!! Thanks to Mrs. Giggles for a laugh.

  7. Angela
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:17:49

    LMFAO

  8. Shiloh Walker
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:20:39

    :OP

    I don’t feel guilty at all for laughing. Not a bit.

  9. che
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:28:29

    Clicking on add to cart for both “books” doesn’t do anything. Enlighten me, please. What does it say?

  10. Charlene Teglia
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 22:31:27

    Oh, lord, that needs a spew alert!

  11. Ann Bruce
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 23:27:46

    What happens when you try to buy:

    The whole Trixy Lion Publishing thing is a parody of a terrible electronic publisher. Please don’t tell me you seriously considered buying from or submitting something to us!

  12. che
    Sep 03, 2007 @ 23:33:03

    Oh, haha. Thanks. Don’t know why the buy link didn’t work for me.

  13. Meljean
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 00:06:39

    *laughing my head off* I thought I loved Mrs. Giggles before, but that was nothing compared to my love now.

    The buy link doesn’t work for me at the geocities site, but it does seem to work when she moved it to her home site.

  14. Lyvvie
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 01:06:15

    That’s just brilliant. Thanks for sharing!

  15. Babe
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 01:06:28

    ROFL- so um, Jane, who shines those big, brass things of yours? And love or hate Mrs. Giggles, the woman is a legend. :-)

  16. Karen Scott
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 01:18:53

    Mrs Giggles truly is a God! This site had me laughing so hard, I nearly fell outta my chair.

    So timely, and relevant, love it!

  17. Kristie(J)
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 05:53:56

    we will also protect u from mean ppl out there on blogs and message boards. if u let us know who is badmouthing u, we will gather ur friends and com eto ur rescue. abner jo’s wife knows a laweyer so if we can also sue ppl for slandering and libeling… remember… we r one big family who help each other….

    This one in particular cracked me up!!! Watch out Karen. They will sic a laweyer on you if you continue to be a mean ppl.

  18. Nora Roberts
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 07:32:40

    LaRoota is now working on her second book (she got a two-book deal) for TL. Apparently it explores the love triangle made up of a super model/secret agent assasin, a were-pig and an alien god with two dicks.

    Mrs. G has opened the gates. Now comes the flood!

  19. Ciar Cullen
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 08:17:37

    Hey, Nora, that’s disgusting! I already did the were-pig and alien god with two dicks. Who do I sue?

  20. ArkansasCyndi
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 08:23:44

    This needs to come with a spew warning! FUNNY!
    And the book selections are so enticing!

  21. Shiloh Walker
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 09:38:55

    Apparently it explores the love triangle made up of a super model/secret agent assasin, a were-pig and an alien god with two dicks.

    Man, I so could have done without that image in my head.

  22. Karmyn
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 12:40:20

    Was anybody else disapointed that Big Machine Gun Boys wasn’t a gay romance?

    Hey Nora, I think you just found the plot of Laurell K Hamilton’s next book.

  23. Janine
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 14:38:15

    LaRoota is now working on her second book (she got a two-book deal) for TL. Apparently it explores the love triangle made up of a super model/secret agent assasin, a were-pig and an alien god with two dicks.

    LOL!!! Love the were-pig!

  24. Janine
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 14:41:51

    Also love this (from Trixy Lion’s “About Us” section):

    OUR BOSS IS MRS KRISTI THERESA. SHE LIKES TO GO TO CHURCH AND PLAY WITH HER GRANDCHILDREN

  25. Heather Holland
    Sep 04, 2007 @ 22:37:41

    lol, too funny. Even my husband got a good laugh out of it. :)

  26. Devon
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 21:22:57

    This is just too, too funny.

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