also chach bag

Function: noun
Alternate Form(s): chach bagger
Pronunciation: chah-ch bahg

1. an individual who has little to no sense of humor and perceives threats to his reputation at every social media corner.
2. a grain

Example of usage: "If that idiot tries to call me out for not following them, I'm going to lose it. What a chach bag."

Synonyms: douchebag, tool, halfwit, D list celebrity

Antonyms: Ron Howard as Opie

Related entries: See also Chach Block

Etymology: From Scott Baio's behavior on Twitter wherein he threatened to sue a romance novelist because she unfollowed him on Twitter due to references he made about President Barack Obama being a "shitfuck" and other sundry remarks.