Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur of the Week: Green Eggs and Ham

In honor of NEA National Reading Day. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Gold Digger

I love this song. I can’t decide if Bridget Moynahan is one or if Tom Brady is an ass. Maybe it’s a bit of both. It’s like he said, “hey, babe, I’m breaking up with you to date a younger supermodel (Gisele Bundchen) but I’ll leave you with a little sperm package to remember me(…)

Non Sequitur of the Week: Is it Okay to Be Racist if You Are a Puppet?

From Avenue Q. Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist, except for Tim Hardaway. He’s a bigot who “hates gays.” Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Harry Potter Grows Up to be Jerry Lawler

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Non Sequitur of the Week: True Romance Means Learning the Moves to MJ’s Thriller

Someone had a long, long rehearsal dinner. Wonder if the groom wears a glitter glove to bed. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Ron Howard at His Sexiest

In honor of Jayne’s review of Suburban Secrets (Harlequin Next) Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Vampires in Space

Romance? Paranormal? You be the judge. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: This Is Your Spider . . . This Is Your Spider on a Drugs

Thanks Bam! Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur: When You Sign Up with AOL, You Are Theirs Forever

I’ve heard horror stories, but I didn’t realize that signing up with AOL was a life sentence. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Special Gift from Justin Timberlake

To the Five people on the net who haven’t seen it yet. Have a happy holidays from the Two Ja(y)nes and Janine. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Black Christmas

In the spirit of the holidays, I bring this video clip. As background, Ned’s dad took the whole family to see this movie when it first came out. Ned was just a pup then. Dad-Ned thought that it was a holiday movie filled with good cheer. It was a bad mistake. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur: Pelvic Power Lifting

Why is it that this type of thing is never the focus of a romance book? Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: Talking Bird

Even though Mario Lopez lost out to Emmitt Smith, he can still have a good time with this bird. Send to Kindle

Non Sequitur of the Week: The Language Barrier

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Non Sequitur of the Week: High School Never Ends

Holy lateness. I don’t know what happened but I forgot to post the video today. Sorry about that. I think in light of the who’s friends with whom posts going around that I would put up one of my new favorite songs. Send to Kindle