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Four Ways NOT to Write BDSM Romance

Four Ways NOT to Write BDSM Romance

As there are many ways to get romance wrong, there are exponentially more ways to get BDSM romance wrong. BDSM is tricky. If you’re writing it because it’s hot, but you’ve got no experience with it, you’re almost bound to get it wrong. Almost, but not always, I hasten to add. Examples of successful BDSM(…)

REVIEW: Sindustry II

REVIEW: Sindustry II

Dear Authors: I opened THIS anthology because I liked Sindustry I. But this volume is so obviously all the leftover stories from the Sindustry I anthology that didn't quite make it into the first volume. And most of these stories should NOT have been included. This anthology had very few redeeming stories and some that(…)

REVIEW: One + One = Three by Sasha James

REVIEW: One + One = Three by Sasha James

Dear St. Martin’s Press: I am writing this letter to you because I have a serious beef with this book and I don’t think its appropriate to direct my ire toward her, but rather you. You are the company that purchased this book and then released it at a cost of $13.99 on the unsuspecting(…)

REVIEW: The Claiming by Trinity Blacio

Jane: Maili, I understand you just finished reading (or is that too generous of a word) the words compiled into one PDF known as The Claiming by Trinity Blacio published by Siren Publishing-Bookstrand, Inc. The Claiming is ostensibly about a young woman whose family was killed in a bomb explosion on the family boat 10(…)

REVIEW: Pleasure 2035 by Cameo Brown

REVIEW: Pleasure 2035 by Cameo Brown

Notice: The whole review is really a summary of what the fuckedness so if you plan to read the book and don’t want to be spoiled, click away. Dear Readers: I can’t remember who chose this book for me to read during #RRTheatre (wherein I roast bad porn) but the premise was “have sex or(…)

REVIEW: Luv-Luv titles and Netcomics

Dear Readers, Netcomics is a publisher that publishes manga and manhwa online. No e-reader is needed, just $0.25 per chapter. They publish not only their own but Luv Luv and Yaoi Press comics among others. The way it works is that you buy e-cash in $10 amounts, then pay as you view each new chapter.(…)

REVIEW: Wolf Bait by Linda Thomas-Sundstrom

REVIEW: Wolf Bait by Linda Thomas-Sundstrom

Dear Ms. Thomas-Sundstrom, I read your offering for last month’s offering of Nocturne Bites.   Although I was disappointed by what I felt was an unresolved plot thread, I later discovered that it had been intended to be the first of a series, in which the various installments were connected by the mystery of an unidentified(…)

REVIEW:  Knight Moves by Jamaica Layne

REVIEW: Knight Moves by Jamaica Layne

Note: In order to express my full opinion, I will need to share spoilers.   So beware.   Dear Ms. Layne: When Ravenous Romance first appeared on my radar, I blogged about it and you were quick to come to inform us readers that this new epress would “blow the competition out the water from very early(…)

REVIEW: The Reluctant Dom by Tymber Dalton

REVIEW: The Reluctant Dom by Tymber Dalton

Dear Ms. Dalton: This is a very well-written book. You have strong, fully realized characters, an unique plot, a romance that is slowly developed and deeply felt, and a solid, believable happy ending. I think you have a lot of writing talent and a good eye for the genre. That said, this book made me(…)

REVIEW: Miles to Go by Connie Bailey

REVIEW: Miles to Go by Connie Bailey

Dear Ms. Bailey: Thanks so much for writing a novel that could be used as a writing manual entitled How Not to Write a Romance.   It’s an invaluable resource for all other romance authors out there. It must have taken considerable time and unknown talent to include so many stereotypes, mistakes, crushed conventions, and sheer(…)

REVIEW:  Nicholas by Elizabeth Amber

REVIEW: Nicholas by Elizabeth Amber

Dear Ms. Amber: Once upon a time, my so called friend, Sarah, sent me a book to read. She had told me some bare details about it that raised my eyebrows and I started to read it when I received the book but it wasn’t intriguing enough to continue so I put it aside. But,(…)

REVIEW:  Key to Conspiracy by Talia Gryphon

REVIEW: Key to Conspiracy by Talia Gryphon

Warning: This F review may contain language that is offensive to Sensitive Readers. Dear Ms. Gryphon: The cover quote for the book is by Laurell K Hamilton and it says “A unique idea in the paranormal genre.” I have to agree. It was unique. Unique like I’ve never read anything so bizarre in the paranormal(…)

REVIEW:  Beyond Reach by Karin Slaughter

REVIEW: Beyond Reach by Karin Slaughter

Editorial note: This review/letter may contain spoilers. It is also not entirely a review but more of a diatribe. If you read this series, you may not want to read this post. Again, if you do read this and are spoiled, don’t blame us. We warned you. The book is due out on July 31,(…)

REVIEW:  Ben’s Wildflower by Carol Lynne

REVIEW: Ben’s Wildflower by Carol Lynne

Dear Ms. Lynne: Fellow blogger Karen Scott emailed me yesterday and said I should go and buy Ben’s Wildflower. I obediently went and bought it. About 10 pages in, I emailed Ms. Scott back and asked her if I had done something to offend her because I thought she and I were pals. Katie Crawford(…)

REVIEW:  Man of Her Dreams by Nancy Henderson

REVIEW: Man of Her Dreams by Nancy Henderson

Dear Ms Henderson, I love Georgian books and if they’re set in “the Colonies” I’m already predisposed to like them. Which makes it all the worse when one so totally fails for me. I think it was Dee’s blog where I read that she tries to find at least three things she liked about every(…)