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What Jayne’s been reading and watching in September/October 2013

Since I write separate reviews for most of the books I finish, these reading lists are for ones that for various reasons ended up being either DNF or I didn’t think needed a full review.

tempted into dangerTempted into Danger by Melissa Cutler

The shame is that with the exception of the standard inappropriate lusting – which I expected – the book was actually not bad until then. And if featured a cool premise of how the heroine had developed some brilliant algorithm that could track illegal money laundering.

Then came a scene that when I read it, I was thinking, “I dunno here.”

The hero and heroine are on the run in the Panamanian jungle and he gets bit by a “pit viper.” He whips out 4 vials of Crofab antivenom (which I’m pretty damn sure is only good for North American species which don’t live in Panama) and instructs the heroine to add water which she gets from a water bottle!, then after the stuff dissolves he tells her to stick some needle to each vial and then inject them into him. A quick check with a pharmacist and nurse I know who work in emergency rooms confirmed how wrong this all is.

Oh and he got bit because they finally gave into “love on the run” and were kissing like the plane was going down. Nothing like situational awareness while in the jungle surrounded by lots of things that can kill you.

Then the idiot heroine calls the equivalent of the Panamanian 911 system because the hero has an allergic reaction to the antivenom which brings down the evil villains on their heads – because she gives their gps location and also strings a brightly colored hammock out so they can be easily seen by the “rescue” helicopter. She’s a math genius – which is why I wanted to read it – but also a Typhoid Mary when it comes to jungle survival. DNF

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while still we liveWhile Still We Live by Helen MacInnes

This one starts great with lovely opening scenes of life in rural Poland in the months before WWII begins. Then comes taut travel to Warsaw before Sheila decides to stay and do what she can for her friends. The noose tightens around the city and things get desperate and then grim. There are horrifying details of survival as the Poles are determined to hang on before their surrender. I’m totally engrossed at this stage. No romance in sight but the story has got me.

Then it seemed like I’d get some nerve wracking stuff as Sheila gets recruited into the Polish resistance and begins to work with those pretending to be Germans. There’s even a Gestapo headquarters scene with Sheila desperately trying to keep her head above water, avoid a spy’s suspicion and turn the tables back on him. Great, I thought. this is wonderful.

Sheila learns about plans to destroy the lovely village where she had spent her summer and begins a game of cat and mouse to save it. She’s almost there and then another fantastic scene of tense danger unfolds when she finally meets up with members of the guerilla band of fighters in the area.

And this is where things slowly sink. The first half of the book kept me on the edge of my seat. The second half was skim city. Lots of different PsOV, endless descriptions of boring day to day life in a deep forest camp and I’m wondering what happened to my taut thriller. It was like the wheels came off and the cart was slowly sinking into mud. I managed to slog through to the end but it was hard work. C-

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mennoniteMennonite Meets Mr. Right by Rhoda Janzen

This is another deeply personal journey through Rhoda Janzen’s life and is a follow up to “Mennonite in a Black Dress” which I read a few years ago. This time it’s about her fight against breast cancer and her deepening relationship with a man who should have been all wrong but who just might win my award for Hero of the Year and her return to faith.

The twin issues might sound like downers but the humor here keeps me laughing just as it did in “Black Dress.” She doesn’t get weepy or preachy about either thing though her deep exploration of her time with her boyfriend’s Pentecostal Church might be more than readers want to read about. Religion is a YMMV topic but I think Janzen avoids preaching AT anyone and instead tells her own story and personal journey.

Still there are some anecdotes related that I finished reading and immediately thought, what does that have to do with anything? Some of the things mentioned felt a bit disjointed or maybe I missed the forest for the trees. C

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Bride Gone Bad by Sabine Starr

I’m afraid I didn’t get very far with this one. The opening scene has the heroine marching into a saloon, hatchet in hand to order it closed and then attack the bar. Only her hatchet gets stuck and she can’t get out. Ornery men who are pissed that she’d attack the hand carved bar rush up and then – seemingly stand there doing and saying nothing while the hero eyes her and catalogs how pretty she is. It’s like they’re suddenly in a bubble of some kind – no mention of angry shouting or people jostling her or threats from the barkeep – nothing. Then the hero pries loose the hatchet and marches her outside where she proceeds to eye him and catalog all his handsomeness.

Meanwhile, her compatriots in the effort to rid the town of evil booze walk down the street at a funereal pace. Not marching militantly, not surging down the street in righteous anger, no they just seem to be slowly sauntering along while the hero and heroine continue assessing each other. Then when the barkeep finally does make a move and demand she pay for the damages she caused, she turns to look at him with horror. Not defiance, not “in your face 1880 style* – no her look is horror. Surely she had to expect some demand of recompense for what she’d done even if she wasn’t going to pay it? At this point my eyes had rolled as far as I was going to let them. DNF

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I have a few movies to recommend this time. Two are French and one is Korean but they all have English subtitles.

Kings of PastryKings of Pastry” – Acclaimed documentarians D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus venture inside the deliciously cutthroat Meilleur Ouvrier de France, the legendary French pastry competition, to capture this fascinating account of what it takes to be the best “patissier.”

With the huge number of chefs, pastry chefs and chocolatiers in romance books these days, I thought it would be fun to watch this fierce and all consuming competition to be named among the best patissiers in France. The MOFs, as they are known, recognize the best of the best among many various professions and trades in France and to be earn this honor is to truly excel at what you do. They will often work for months leading up to the final competition under the direction of an already awarded MOF to perfect the tiniest details of their creations and end with 3 day trial runs to work out the final kinks. The towering sugar sculptures are things to behold.

Untold ScandalUntold Scandal” – Set in 18th century Korea, this retelling of Dangerous Liaisons follows morality-deficient cousins Lady Cho (Lee Mi-Suk) and Cho-won (Bae Yong-Jun) as they scheme to ruin the lives of innocents. When Lady Cho asks Cho-won to bed her husband’s lover-to-be (Lee So-yeong), Cho-won ups the ante and goes after an even more virtuous female. If he succeeds, Lady Cho must sleep with her cousin. But Cho-won begins to fall in love with his intended target.

This is another retelling of “Les Liaisons Dangereuses” but adapted to Korean culture among the nobility of the 18th century. If you enjoy the lush visuals of “Dangerous Liaisons” or “Valmont,” give this a try. It’s bit more explicit than either of those but the costumes and scenery are divine.

I DoI Do: How to Get Married and Stay Single” – Successful perfume executive Luis (Alain Chabat) is happily single, but his mother and sisters want him to settle down. After they arrange a string of disastrous blind dates, Luis concocts a crazy scheme that will make his family happy without his getting married. All he needs to do is hire a girl to act as his fiancée and then dump him at the altar. But when Luis meets Emmanuelle, the plan takes a turn he never anticipated in this French comedy.

The plot will be familiar to almost anyone who’s read a romance novel lately. Family pressure drives someone to get a fake fiancé/e and somehow over the course of the story faux turns to feelings. You’ll be able to plot the course of the action but it’s a fun, frothy time to the finish.


Another long time reader who read romance novels in her teens, then took a long break before started back again about 15 years ago. She enjoys historical romance/fiction best, likes contemporaries, action- adventure and mysteries, will read suspense if there's no TSTL characters and is currently reading very few paranormals.


  1. Susan
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 13:50:18

    It’s literally been several decades since I read While Still We Live so the details have blurred, but I recall liking it a lot more than you did. And the ending was very poignant, especially when I thought about what happened IRL to those Polish freedom fighters.

    But I’ve recently revisited some old favorites and found myself saying, “What were you thinking?” They didn’t hold up for me at all and it made me very sad. I guess it’s sometimes better to leave these old books in the past.

    On a happier note, Untold Scandal looks intriguing.

  2. hapax
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 14:21:04

    But I’ve recently revisited some old favorites and found myself saying, “What were you thinking?” They didn’t hold up for me at all and it made me very sad.

    Jo Walton refers to that phenomenon as “A Visit from the Suck Fairy” and it’s a handy concept to have.

  3. Darlynne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 14:41:38

    I so enjoyed KINGS OF PASTRY. The pressure to create those astonishing and elaborate sugar sculptures had me on the edge of my seat.

  4. Laura Florand
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 14:58:51

    Yay for MOF love. :) I thought this documentary was an awesome look into this. I get to do research with these guys. It’s so incredible.

  5. cleo
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 15:02:14

    @hapax: Yes, I love that post and that concept. Those suck fairies are remarkably busy. I did a memorial re-read of the first 6 Pern books after Anne McCaffery died and while I could see why my pre-teen self loved them, the suck fairies had sadly visited Pern sometime in the past 30 years.

  6. Brenna Aubrey
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 15:14:47

    I loved that movie “I Do” originally titled “Prete-moi ta main” (Lend me your hand) which I think is much catchier. It’s totally frothy and not at all deep but hilarious. There’s this great scene, when they are trying to get the family to realize they are all wrong for each other, where they set up the Mom to walk in on them doing some kinky horseplay and the mom is completely unfazed. I LOL’d pretty hard.

  7. Jayne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 18:00:46

    @Darlynne: I was literally holding my breath as they moved those huge sugar creations to the final presentation table. I can see why one had the built in “shock absorbers” under his plate. The taste testing at the end had me laughing as the MOFs gave a few of the entries the French squint eye of disapproval.

  8. Jayne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 18:05:15

    @Laura Florand: One thing I really like about the competition is that once they get to the finals, it’s a situation where each of them can earn the honor instead of just one. They are in competition against perfection instead of each other.

  9. Jayne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 18:12:49

    @Brenna Aubrey: OMG the leather bondage sex scene is hilarious! And then the mom starts saying, “Well one time your father and I …” And the son’s all “No, NO, don’t say anything!” I haven’t had time to look it up but is the actress who played Emma related to Serge Gainsbourg?

  10. Jayne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 18:15:11

    @hapax: @cleo: Love the concept, will have to read the post.

  11. Jayne
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 18:32:25

    @Susan: I see your point about the awful fate of the IRL freedom fighters of Poland vs the “Vaseline on the lens” version here.

    Putting “Untold Scandal” into my Netflix queue was a sort of “what the hell” move but I’m so glad I watched it. There are subtle – but minor – changes that ground it in Korea instead of just having the story be picked up from France and plopped down whole there. For instance the gisaeng characters are shown wearing huge wigs and the binyeos used to fasten the women’s hair varied as to status and wealth. And the traditional clothing is gorgeous to see.

  12. Lil
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 07:58:15

    I read While Still We Live long ago when I was still in high school and adored it so much that I insisted my sister read it, and she loved it too. I seem to remember a scene with the Polish officer noticing the heroine’s long blonde hair as she leans out a window, which struck me as wildly romantic.

    Judging by your comments, I think this is one that I should leave tucked away in the memory box.

  13. Jayne
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 09:47:36

    @Lil: I’m thinking if I had read it when I was young, I would have adored it too. And maybe if the tense moments had been mixed better with the idyllic forest parts, it still might have worked for me now. I’d hate for the Suck Fairy to visit you over this.

  14. cleo
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 10:41:26

    Tempted into Danger sounds terrible. But it did remind me of Naked and Afraid – my surprise favorite reality show this summer (I think it was on Discovery Chanel) – did anyone else watch this? They put pairs of survivalist experts, one male and one female, who didn’t know each other, somewhere remote and dangerous for 21 days – without clothes and with very limited tools. It was surprisingly compelling. There were a couple episodes set in Central America and yeah, the snakes were pretty dangerous.

  15. Anon2013
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 12:58:22

    ‘While Still We Live’ still holds up for me, but that may be because I have a fascination for war literature written while the war was still ongoing (WSWL was published in 1944). I did try ‘Assignment Brittany’ recently and didn’t think that one held up very well (or at least the romantic relationship in it didn’t hold up well for me). I was happy to notice recently that several of MacInnes’ books are now available as ebooks. There are several that I missed and would like to read.

  16. Aly
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 13:58:02

    I’m so happy to see you watched “Untold Scandal” too!

    You know, there hasn’t been a Friday Film Review since late 2012. Almost a year ago!

  17. Jayne
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 18:17:47

    @Anon2013: Yes, a lot of her books are being reissued including “While Still We Live.” It’s one of the reasons I read it now instead of earlier in the summer.

  18. Jayne
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 18:22:08

    @Aly: Yeah, I’ve stopped doing them. I think either I was getting too precious in my review choices or people just weren’t interested in them anymore but the reader response to them had pretty much dropped off and they were becoming more like work and less like fun to me. I’ll keep mentioning ones I’ve enjoyed in these Reading Lists.

  19. Jayne
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 18:25:51

    @cleo: Someone told me about that show. I would guess they used some creative camera angles while filming it?

  20. cleo
    Oct 30, 2013 @ 19:10:16

    @Jayne: Mostly they just blurred out the can’t-be-shown on t.v. bits. It was interesting – it was remarkably non-sexual. I found the voice-over narrator really annoying, but the survival stuff, and especially the negotiations between each “couple,” was fascinating.

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