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REVIEW: A Week to be Wicked by Tessa Dare

Dear Ms. Dare,

As I read A Week to Be Wicked, I kept thinking about Cyndi Lauper’s assertion “Girls just want to have fun.” The heroine of this book, Minerva Highwood, prior to hitting the road with your hero, Lord Colin Payne, really hasn’t had much fun. She certainly hasn’t had any fun where men are concerned. As her mother writes in a letter to cousin—her rather awful mother  actually dictates it to Minerva to write—

Minerva? Plain, bookish, distracted, awkward with gentlemen. In a word, hopeless.

A Week to be Wicked by Tessa DareMinerva’s a spectacle-wearing bluestocking. She’s always reading and is beyond fascinated by fossils she’s found in the caves of her home, Spindle Cove. She’s never been kissed, never fallen in love, never let herself go wild, and, when she does allow herself to dream, she dreams of having her geological research taken seriously by Britain’s (all male) geologists. She’s certainly never done anything truly outrageous until the night she marches up to Colin Payne’s door in the middle of the night. Minerva believes Colin plans to propose to her gorgeous older sister Diana and Minerva is dead set against such a union. Minerva is sure Colin is only marrying Diana in order to inherit his fortune—which he can’t get until his next birthday or until he weds. She’s also sure Colin, who is known as a rake of the first order (he’s famous for having a woman in his bed every night), isn’t good enough for her sweet sister. So, armed with the determination she’s known for, she bangs on his door and demands he speak with her. He opens it half-dressed and surveys her.

“I’ll admit,” he said, “this is hardly the first time I’ve answered the door in the middle of night and found a woman waiting on the other side. But you’re certainly the least expected one yet.” He sent her lower half an assessing look.

“And the most muddy.”

She ruefully surveyed her mud- caked boots and bedraggled hem. A midnight seductress she was not. “This isn’t that kind of visit.”

“Give me a moment to absorb the disappointment.”

“I’d rather give you a moment to dress.”

Minerva would like for Colin to dress because she finds him alarmingly alluring. And, when around alluring men—and Colin is the most alluring she’s ever met–Minerva’s big brain turns to mush.

Minerva considered herself a reasonably intelligent person, but good heavens

. . . handsome men made her stupid. She grew so flustered around them, never knew where to look or what to say. The reply meant to be witty and clever would come out sounding bitter or lame.

Sometimes a teasing remark from Lord Payne’s quarter quelled her into dumb silence altogether.

Only days later, while she was banging away at a cliff face with a rock hammer, would the perfect retort spring to mind.

Remarkable. The longer she stared at him now, the more she could actually feel her intelligence waning.

Colin doesn’t dress and Minerva, helped along by a bit of wine, asks Colin to marry her instead or, rather, to make it look as though he’s eloped with her. She asks him to accompany her to the upcoming Royal Geological Society of Scotland’s annual meeting in Edinburgh where she plans to present her fossil findings which are so extraordinary she is sure she will win the five hundred guinea prize for the best presentation. She promises Colin her prize money if he comes with her. Colin thinks hers is an exceedingly bad plan. Not only will it ruin Minerva’s chances of ever marrying—the trip entails two unchaperoned weeks in his company—but it goes against his own personal code of ethics. He tells her,

“I’m a lover of women, yes.” Then he lifted his empty hand. “And yes, I seem to break everything I touch. But thus far I’ve succeeded in keeping the two proclivities separate, you see. I sleep with women and I ruin things, but I’ve never yet ruined an innocent woman.”

Colin says no that night but, over the next few days, his determination wavers. Minerva takes him to see her fossil—it’s a dinosaur footprint–, the two talk, end up sharing quite a kiss, and, despite his conviction the trip is a disastrous idea, early one morning, he and Minerva are on their way on what turns out to be one very fun road trip.

I wasn’t expecting to so like this book. I found the first Spindle Cove book, A Night to Surrender, overly cute and rather bland. My favorite of your books is your first, Goddess of the Hunt, and I haven’t enjoyed any of your others as much as I did that novel which is one of my favorite historical romances. A Week to Be Wicked isn’t as wonderful as Goddess of the Hunt, but it’s damned amusing, well-written, and sexy. Colin and Minerva are perfectly paired lovers and their romance and mad dash to Scotland–while improbable–make for a very appealing read.

This book is very funny. Colin cracked me up time and time again. When his cousin Bram tries to convince Colin that marriage would do Colin a world of good, Colin response is priceless.

He quietly groaned. Again and again, he’d witnessed this phenomenon with his friends. They got married. They were happy in that sated, grateful way of infrequently pleasured men with a now-steady source of coitus.

He, of course, can’t imagine himself married. He keeps the world at bay through debauchery and a great deal of charm. When he was a child, he witnessed his parents’ gruesome deaths in a carriage accident and since then, he’s been both unable to sleep alone—hence all the women in his bed—and unwilling to let himself feel uncomfortable or strong emotions. He likes life pleasant and he likes to make all those around him happy and thus helpful to whatever end Colin is pursuing. As he and Minerva travel, Colin, in hilarious ways, gets all sorts of people to assist them. At one point, he and Minerva have hitched a ride from a set of gossipy young ladies who ply him with questions about their journey. Colin, who is still hopeful he can somehow save Minerva’s reputation, announces not only are he and Minerva siblings but, well, they might be royalty. He tells the awestruck trio,

“But it’s recently come to light that our father was possibly descended from the line of Prince Ampersand, ruling monarch of Crustacea.”

“Crustacea,” Cordelia echoed. “I’ve never even heard of it.”

“Neither had we!” he exclaimed. “We had to dig out the atlas from our father’s library and dust it off when we received the letter last month. A very small principality, apparently. High up in the mountains, along the border of Spain and Italy. The entire economy is based on the export of calendula and goat cheese.”

Minerva bit back a laugh. Any imbecile with an atlas knew Spain didn’t border Italy. And good luck growing calendula on a mountaintop.

“What did the letter say?” Cordelia asked.

“You see, some months ago, tragedy struck the tiny alpine paradise. The entire Crustacean royal family was wiped out by a particularly virulent strain of violet fever.”

I laughed aloud at many scenes in this book—it’s the funniest historical fiction I’ve read in quite a while.

As Colin and Minerva make their way toward Edinburgh, Colin uses his good looks, charm, and wit to seduce Minerva into having fun. He gets her to cut loose, to participate in his elaborate stories, to sing out loud in public and, every night (one condition of his accompanying Minerva was she’d sleep with him each night so that he could actually get some sleep), to discover how pleasurable sharing a bed with an uninhibited, sexually generous man can be. From the beginning of the trip, Colin has promised Minerva he will do two things. He will get her to Edinburg in time to present her fossil—they are traveling with a plaster cast of the footprint they name Francine—and he will keep her virtue intact. Both promises prove to be extremely challenging for Colin to make good on.

I had a lot of fun reading A Week to Be Wicked. Minerva, at the book’s end, is still trying to get the geological world to take her work seriously and whatever she has given up for her own personal happiness, she does so on her own terms. Colin overcomes his demons delightfully and his love for Minerva (and hers for him) is convincing. The premise of the book is unbelievable, but, the story so well and wittily told I found I didn’t care. I give it an B+.

Thanks,

Dabney

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I loved romances when, back in the mid 70's, in junior high, I read every Barbara Cartland novel I could check out from the library. Then, thanks to a savvy babysitter, I got my hands on the hot stuff. To this day I can remember how astonishingly steamy I found Rosemary Rogers' Sweet Savage Love. I abandoned romance when I went to college and didn't pick one up again until 2007 when I got my first Kindle. Since then, I’ve read countless romances; loved many, liked more, hated some. Most of what I read is historical and contemporary romance, but I’m open to almost any genre. I like my books to have sizzle, wit, and plots that make sense. I’d take sexy over sweet any day. I’m a sucker for smart heroes and smart-mouthed heroines. When not reading or writing about reading, or wishing I could rule the world, I'm meddling in the lives of my kids--I have four, ages 17 to 21--, managing my husband's practice, doing bossy volunteer work, and hanging out with Dr. Feelgood.

25 Comments

  1. Rosie
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 04:44:20

    This is by far my favorite book by this author. It made me smile — a lot.

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  2. Dabney
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 06:33:51

    @Rosie: It’s a great book–it’s rare hotness and humor is blended so well in a romantic historical. It really did crack me up.

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  3. Maggie Robinson/Margaret Rowe
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 07:10:53

    I loved this book. I was lucky enough to read it months ago and I laughed so hard I actually felt sick. Not the best cover quote. ;) But it is simply a wonderful story.

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  4. Anna Cowan
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 07:36:30

    the dialogue excerpts are so charmingly written. I’ve only read Goddess of the Hunt, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna read this one!

    (On a side note – I want to buy it for my kindle, but have recently realised that all the books I buy digital I can’t lend out. I know, it’s taken me a while, but I’ve recently been lending DH’s shop girls romance novels, and it’s so frustrating to realise there are recent favourites I can’t add to the pile.)

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  5. Angela
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:08:08

    That first dialogue excerpt sold me on the book. Now I have to read it. I think I have three other Tessa Dare books to read, but the only one I’ve read is Legend of the Werestag – which is the most out of character for her LOL.

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  6. Laurie
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:16:39

    I agree, those lines of dialogue just sold me! I haven’t read this author yet but this sounds like a great place to start.

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  7. Rita Oberlies
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:37:13

    I loved everything about this book. It’s funny, sharp, and extremely well written. Definitely a fun read!

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  8. Dabney
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:40:23

    @Anna Cowan: If you email me, I might be able to help you with that problem.

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  9. DM
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:40:35

    I will definitely give this a try. I had the same experience with Dare–loved Goddess, but was unimpressed with her later offerings. Her prose is always terrific–clean, spare, evocative–but where Goddess felt like it had a polished, character driven plot, her follow-ups felt rushed, emotionally half baked. Can’t wait to read this one–sounds like a winner.

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  10. Dabney
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:40:55

    @Laurie: I read my husband the one about newly married men and he laughed so hard he almost spit out his coffee!

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  11. Dabney
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:53:54

    @DM: I also felt she began to insert a somewhat heavy handed morality into her work. I can’t stand A Lady of Persuasion for that reason.

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  12. Karenmc
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 10:03:24

    I read Goddess of the Hunt but gave up partway through the second book in that series. I’ll definitely give this one a try.

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  13. JMS
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 10:21:10

    “Give me a moment to absorb the disappointment.”

    As soon as I read that line, I knew I had to read this book. Great review, I am definitely going to read this one – it looks like such a fun read.

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  14. Wendy
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 11:11:53

    I read this in one sitting and laughed a lot. Very fun use of some of my favorite set-ups.

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  15. EGS
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 11:24:16

    Tessa Dare has been an auto-buy for me since I first read Goddess of the Hunt. Her characters are always so well-crafted and she does some great dialogue in every book. If I had any time I would have finished this one by now. :)

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  16. Annabeth Albert
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 13:07:48

    I loved this book so much. Finished it at 2:30 a.m. with a huge smile on my face. She’s been auto-buy for me since Goddess of the Hunt, but this is Book #8 for her and absolutely her best book yet. The prose just sparkles. She plays with a number of tropes just beautifully here and I adored Minerva. Some of her hottest love scenes to date too. I bought it for my nook, but I’m going to buy a second paper copy for my keeper shelf and to loan out (I agree with Anna–I love reading e-books, but I dislike not being able to loan it out. And this one is going on my short list of books I loan out when picky readers are looking for good, fun regency).

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  17. swati
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 17:21:17

    i just finished reading this book …. i kept comparing this to kate noble’s Follow my lead ….. sort of the same road trip-ish concept …. Both are great books but i feel i enjoyed kate’s book more …. more of character development …..
    But in itself, its an entertaining read … really, really funny in parts ….. though in the last few pages the sappiness went way over the top ……. Was colin really an ex-rake ? … Didn’t seem so … B+ seems accurate.

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  18. Dabney
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 20:12:16

    @swati: I think his rakedom is cancelled out by his sleep issues. It’s an odd ploy, but I think Dare makes it work. Additionally, Colin is so into sex–so many books make that characteristic imply RAKE but I’m not sure that’s the case here.

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  19. rameau
    Mar 30, 2012 @ 02:02:56

    That cover doesn’t look like a cover for a historical romance novel. I was expecting to read a review for a modern story, so the first half made very little sense to me. I’ll have to think about maybe reading this. Possibly.

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  20. Patsy
    Mar 30, 2012 @ 14:46:23

    I was definitely one who stayed up all night with this book. I loved both the characters, and it was the funniest romance I’ve read in years. I only wish there were more scenes of Bram, Thorne, and Diana reacting to the “elopement,” but maybe those will appear in the next installment.

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