What made me laugh the hardest was how he equated former admirers on twitter with “the lib media.”

????

Like… dude… it was the conservatives who yelled the loudest. Myself and my husband among them.

This is known as Google-bombing. Bomb away. And remember, if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

It’s just….beyond words.

1. A complete asshole, usually a male, that tries to look cool, but is a complete douche cock.

2. A private school male.

3. One who pops their collar and wears 2 polos at the same time, while their popped.

I agree that the google bomb is grade-school silly. But I have a grade-school sense of humor, so I like it.

I feel for him, actually. Not to get all philosophical on you at 10:30 at night, but it’s kind of our fault that we’ve created this kind of celebrity to begin with. Thanks to reality TV and the Internet, has beens are not allowed to fade quietly into obscurity like they once did, and so they’re never given an opportunity to evolve into real people. Their shows go off the air, they don’t get offered any more movie roles, but we keep shining a light on them, poking them with sticks, giving them attention – which is what warped and stunted their psyches to begin with — and then we’re surprised when they act like emotionally disturbed toddlers. They’re no longer protected by the layers of bubble wrap that commercially viable performers live in, but because we still keep paying attention to them, they’ve retained the expectation of entitlement.

I don’t think we should let faded stars wander around in the real world unless they can pass a rigorous psyche screening. For those who can’t, we need some kind of sanctuary where they can live out their lives among their own kind. Maybe an island where they’re surrounded by remote cameras 24/7, and they need never know that no one’s watching.

For God’s sake, people, Lorenzo Lamas has his own reality show now. Where will this end?

Though I’m not sure who should be more embarrassed, the one who threatened to sue over a twitter flare-up (suing someone over inane tweets deserves to be laughed out of court), the one who did the unfollowing (because, really, that just means you followed his inane tweets in the first place), or the one who engaged him on his level under the pretext of sticking up for a friend.

Ok, the first one is way beyond embarrassing. But the last one comes close, embarrassing for anyone who is no longer in junior high.

ETA: not really a fan of twitter, so that’ll be my defense in case someone threatens to sue me for calling their tweets inane.