Comments on: Filtered Urine v Cum Crepes Poll http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/ Romance, Historical, Contemporary, Paranormal, Young Adult, Book reviews, industry news, and commentary from a reader's point of view Sun, 27 May 2012 23:41:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Sherry Thomas http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182112 Sherry Thomas Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:30:09 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182112 Hey, how come Susan Mallery's DELICIOUS is a related story, but my DELICIOUS isn't? :-) Hey, how come Susan Mallery’s DELICIOUS is a related story, but my DELICIOUS isn’t? :-)

]]> By: Sherry Thomas http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182110 Sherry Thomas Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:25:38 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182110 This remind me of a story told to me by a male grad school classmate, whose gay admirer was hoping to convince him that he was interested in men. "If all the oxygen in the atmosphere disappears, and the only source of it left is my balls, would you suck my dick?" :-) This remind me of a story told to me by a male grad school classmate, whose gay admirer was hoping to convince him that he was interested in men.

“If all the oxygen in the atmosphere disappears, and the only source of it left is my balls, would you suck my dick?”

:-)

]]> By: DS http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182094 DS Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:08:42 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182094 Yes, I thought of Dune when the recycling plant first hit the news. Also thought of the first book that introduced me to the idea of *shudder* drinkable urine-- Martin Caiden's Cyborg which I'm pretty sure was the inspiration for the Million Dollar Man. And this is my trivia for the day. Yes, I thought of Dune when the recycling plant first hit the news. Also thought of the first book that introduced me to the idea of *shudder* drinkable urine– Martin Caiden’s Cyborg which I’m pretty sure was the inspiration for the Million Dollar Man. And this is my trivia for the day.

]]> By: Jia http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182070 Jia Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:42:12 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182070 Can I just say that looking at the list of related posts there on the right makes me laugh even harder? Can I just say that looking at the list of related posts there on the right makes me laugh even harder?

]]> By: Bev Stephans http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182066 Bev Stephans Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:19:20 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182066 I also thought of "Dune". There have been lots of SF stories with recycled waste on the space ships. If it is a particularily long journey, nothing is wasted. I also thought of “Dune”. There have been lots of SF stories with recycled waste on the space ships. If it is a particularily long journey, nothing is wasted.

]]> By: karmelrio http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182060 karmelrio Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:33:22 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182060 Does the thought of drinking recycled urine make anyone else think about Frank Herbert's "Dune" series? My SO sometimes accuses me of being a Bene Gesserit witch. I choose to take this as a compliment. Does the thought of drinking recycled urine make anyone else think about Frank Herbert’s “Dune” series? My SO sometimes accuses me of being a Bene Gesserit witch. I choose to take this as a compliment.

]]> By: Anne Douglas http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182055 Anne Douglas Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:00:27 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182055 Cum. Seasons better than sea salt. I have to wonder, would it be kosher? Cum. Seasons better than sea salt.

I have to wonder, would it be kosher?

]]> By: Mel Francis http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182050 Mel Francis Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:02:54 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182050 I'm choosing none of the above by not voting, so there. :p *shudder* I’m choosing none of the above by not voting, so there. :p

*shudder*

]]> By: Anion http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182045 Anion Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:10:19 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182045 BTW, I think this is a hysterical poll. BTW, I think this is a hysterical poll.

]]> By: Anion http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182044 Anion Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:04:11 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182044 *spittake* No, literally. I chose the urine. Because urine is sterile (really, it is.) So water made from it must be just like distilled water. I wouldn't like it but I would drink it if I had to, whereas cum-flavored anything...bleh. I don't mind it as a small, quickly-swallowed mouthful--it doesn't taste that bad--but the thought of a whole crepe or sandwich or something with that particular salty-bland flavor... No. *spittake*

No, literally.

I chose the urine. Because urine is sterile (really, it is.) So water made from it must be just like distilled water. I wouldn’t like it but I would drink it if I had to, whereas cum-flavored anything…bleh. I don’t mind it as a small, quickly-swallowed mouthful–it doesn’t taste that bad–but the thought of a whole crepe or sandwich or something with that particular salty-bland flavor… No.

]]> By: Leslie Dicken http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182042 Leslie Dicken Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:44:30 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182042 Sooooo, Jane, you gonna buy this book and review it for us? ;-) I'm not telling what I answered in the poll....I fear it may come true someday if I say it outloud! Sooooo, Jane, you gonna buy this book and review it for us? ;-)

I’m not telling what I answered in the poll….I fear it may come true someday if I say it outloud!

]]> By: MD http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182037 MD Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:29:38 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182037 I don't think I've seen either Andrew Zimmern or Anthony Bourdain consume either of those. And they'll eat anything. Anyway, there's a difference between something that contains semen and something that's just semen-flavored. You aren't specific enough in the poll, so you gave me an out. =) I don’t think I’ve seen either Andrew Zimmern or Anthony Bourdain consume either of those.
And they’ll eat anything.

Anyway, there’s a difference between something that contains semen and something that’s just semen-flavored. You aren’t specific enough in the poll, so you gave me an out. =)

]]> By: Jill Myles http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182033 Jill Myles Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:39:03 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182033 Lol - how about you do that in January 2010. :D (and would they be feeding you cum crepes? because if so, NO DEAL) Lol – how about you do that in January 2010. :D

(and would they be feeding you cum crepes? because if so, NO DEAL)

]]> By: Jane http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182032 Jane Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:38:03 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182032 @Jill Myles: So tomorrow, I could do a poll for your book. If you were a horny succubus, who would you rather feed you? Angel or vampire. @Jill Myles: So tomorrow, I could do a poll for your book. If you were a horny succubus, who would you rather feed you? Angel or vampire.

]]> By: Jill Myles http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182030 Jill Myles Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:27:40 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182030 Apparently 33 so far. ;) Apparently 33 so far. ;)

]]> By: Jane http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182029 Jane Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:24:55 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182029 @Jill Myles: LOL. I have to confess that I was shocked at how well done the Semen cookbook was. I mean, the food was nicely plated (although the tuna tower was a little foolish) and the photography was professional. @meljean. I'll take it down after a day or so. Can't we have a little fun on the holiday weekend? How many people are actually reading the blog right now? @Jill Myles: LOL. I have to confess that I was shocked at how well done the Semen cookbook was. I mean, the food was nicely plated (although the tuna tower was a little foolish) and the photography was professional.

@meljean. I’ll take it down after a day or so. Can’t we have a little fun on the holiday weekend? How many people are actually reading the blog right now?

]]> By: Jill Myles http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182026 Jill Myles Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:02:41 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182026 I would just like to clear the record and say that someone on Absolute Write posted the original link - NOT ME. I just shared their weird findings. I did not troll Lulu for 'Human Oysters'. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little while typing that, even. That being said, I think I would pick semen. Is it baked in and covered with cinnamon or something to mask the taste/look? Because I don't think I would get past the urine but I could probably just swallow quickly with the semen. I mean, who hasn't done that before? Cough. I would just like to clear the record and say that someone on Absolute Write posted the original link – NOT ME. I just shared their weird findings.

I did not troll Lulu for ‘Human Oysters’. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little while typing that, even.

That being said, I think I would pick semen. Is it baked in and covered with cinnamon or something to mask the taste/look? Because I don’t think I would get past the urine but I could probably just swallow quickly with the semen. I mean, who hasn’t done that before? Cough.

]]> By: Meljean http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182025 Meljean Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:57:01 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182025 Like I said on Twitter, my choice would be urine. Also, I'm laughing my idiot head off because you actually did make this into a poll. Like I said on Twitter, my choice would be urine.

Also, I’m laughing my idiot head off because you actually did make this into a poll.

]]> By: katiebabs http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182024 katiebabs Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:40:30 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182024 Semen has calories, urine into water does not. I know where my urine is coming from, as for the semen... :O Semen has calories, urine into water does not.
I know where my urine is coming from, as for the semen… :O

]]> By: (Jān) http://dearauthor.com/features/poll-misc/filtered-urine-v-cum-crepes-poll/#comment-182023 (Jān) Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:28:31 +0000 http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/?p=7802#comment-182023 ........ Uh, well, I suppose sea urchin or cod roe must be good since it's a delicacy overseas. But I wouldn't want the waiter to be supply condiments, if you know what I mean. ……..

Uh, well, I suppose sea urchin or cod roe must be good since it’s a delicacy overseas. But I wouldn’t want the waiter to be supply condiments, if you know what I mean.

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