Comments on: REVIEW: Lust in Uniform by Nicole Allie

By: Avianna

Avianna — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:26:00 +0000

Great site. So glad I read your review before wasting my money on a book that reeks.

By: Avianna

Avianna — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:23:48 +0000

Great review of a book that obviously reeks. I love hot military romances and I am sooo glad I read your review before wasting my money.

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:23:24 +0000

[quote comment="3649"]Amazon says the book is 200 pages. Are you referring to the download version? I might have seen this at Borders, will have to check.[/quote]

I saw the book at Waldens but bought the downloaded version because it was a) cheaper and b) I always try to buy in ebook format. The page reference was a bit tongue in cheek. It was 100 pages on my laptop using ubook reader.

By: Leigh Ellwood

Leigh Ellwood — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:54:25 +0000

Amazon says the book is 200 pages. Are you referring to the download version? I might have seen this at Borders, will have to check.

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:02:25 +0000

Again I say, that shit is hilarious.

By: Karen Scott

Karen Scott — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:29:38 +0000

I’ve read this one, and yes, it was an absolute effing abomination. The hero annoyed me no end.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:37:40 +0000

Wasn’t there a scene where he, uh *thinking of acceptable term here* double dips (as in anal, vaginal) and that’s when the woman passed out? I read this book many years ago so I could be remembering wrong.

I do think that print cover is a VAST improvement. wow. I totally want that biceps on my cover someday.

By: Keishon

Keishon — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:02:09 +0000

This was funny. I needed the laugh. Excellent.

By: jmfausti

jmfausti — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:00:38 +0000

OMG, This is the best review and letter to an author that I have ever seen!!!!! I laughed so hard, I almost ruined my keyboard with a serious spit take.

By: Dakota Cassidy

Dakota Cassidy — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:33:04 +0000

I think this was from a mother/daughter writing team and I distinctly remember reviewing it way back when I was a reviewer.

I also remember everything you pointed out, Jane. Most especially the unconcious boinks :)

Dakota :)

By: bam

bam — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:30:05 +0000

dude… that review was so awesome. Right on. Why are F-reviews so much funnier than reviews praising the book?

“Boothe”… somebody watches that show “Bones”.

By: Emma Sinclair

Emma Sinclair — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:49:58 +0000

This was actually one of the very first ebooks I bought.

I think it’s safe to say that ebook quality as gone WAY up in the last few years!

By: Tara Marie

Tara Marie — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:35:04 +0000

Yikes, an obnoxious sex machine and a door mat, not remotely interested in testing the “can it really be that bad” theory.

When it comes to kids my prude meter goes way up, that scene would have sent the book flying into the wall.

By: Jayne

Jayne — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:33:05 +0000

I don’t care if that plastic man is fondling a naked woman, he looks like a gay Village People extra.

By: Chelle

Chelle — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:27:32 +0000

I’m tempted to buy this just because it sounds so bad. I’ve got a friend with a birthday coming up soon. Can you hear me explaining my choice of gift to her? LOLOLOLOL! She’d laugh her spleen off, methinks.

Did the author go all Beavis about the fire and the sex? Sounds like it to me.

I do have to say that the 2 y/o kid talking about “nasty” is just, well…um, nasty.

Can I have a slutty name too? Maybe Cootchie Chelle or Coozie Chelle or something like that.

Nice. Hell, I’m buying it. I need a good laugh!